The circle of life
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
âoh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOWâ
âdo you draw? you do? DRAW MEâ
like no
âyou write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORYâ
âyou act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOWâ
âYou speak that language?! Say something in it!â
âyou murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOWâ
The last one seems more doable
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wouldnât it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didnât sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
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Thatâs a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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- Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
- Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.Â
Do I hear wedding bells
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no
forced physical activity in school isnât what helps kids be healthy
physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy
forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they canât do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids have any physical activity in school at all
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DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
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itâs 2013 why canât i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They donât know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, âIs it time for me to go to school, mommy?â
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesnât take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
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Reblog if you ship Minho and Taemin
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